Fantastic Definitions


Fantastic Definitions

School:
A Place Where
Papa Pays & Son Plays :-D

Life Insurance:
A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich ;-)

Marriage:
Its An Agreement In Which A Man Looses His Bachelors Degree And A Women Gains Her Masters ;-)

Dictionary:
A Place Where Success Comes Before Work :-)

Smile:
A Curve Dat Can Set A Lot Of Thngs Straight :-)

Doctor:
A Person Who Kills Ur Ills By Pills, N Kills U By Bills. ;-)

Smart


S:"Still"
M:"Mad"
A:"Always"
R:"Responsible"
T:"Teasing"

Mother


MEANING OF M O T H E R:
M:"M Y M O M"
O:"O B L I G E"
T:"T E R R I F I C"
H:"H O N E S T"
E:"E X C E L L E N T"
R:"R E S P O N S I B L E"

Beautiful But Stupid


Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM
Basically Confidence Of Mohabat

B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active

L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy

P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream Girl..(!!<

Friendship

Two hearts make frienship, many hearts try to break that friendship, but making or breaking depends on the level which that two hearts beats for each other.

Quote of the DaY


the trouble with the profit system has always been that it was highly unprofitable to most people.
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